I've had it!

In the last 24 hours, X Windows has crashed three times, twice taking substantial amounts of work with it. Windows Explorer has crashed once, luckily taking nothing.

There's no excuse for this, people! You developers are Lazy, with a capital laze! You're not checking for error conditions, not carefully tracking your memory usage -- stuff that could've been checked automatically if your overinflated egos didn't "force" you to program so close to the raw machine gears. You think that because your code compiles you're done, just like the first year college students who think they're done with their essays when they hit the 2000 word requirement.

You are not software engineers -- you don't deserve the title of engineer. You're not designers -- there's no evidence of any design in what you wrote. You are mere coders: creatures barely able to form coherent sentences, drooling and slobbering all over the place, with lines of C taking the place of words and saliva.