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"We strive for perfection but when you're typing that fast, there are occasional mistakes. We regret the error."

-- ABC's Cathie Levine after a closed caption for an ABC News' Tuesday broadcast said Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan was hospitalized for "an enlarged prostitute" instead of an enlarged prostate, quoted in The Washington Post.

"He should be so lucky."

--Greenspan's wife, NBC correspondent Andrea Mitchell, reacting to the "enlarged prostitute" in the Post.